| Stop me if you've heard this one... |
[Nov. 11th, 2009|01:27 am] |
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Why does a prostitute make more money than a dope dealer?
'cause the prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again! |
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| The shake weight! |
[Sep. 17th, 2009|12:35 pm] |
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Make sure you aim it at your face!
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| WTF? |
[Aug. 28th, 2009|10:55 pm] |
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I think I just saw the most confused musician ever on Conan O'Brien. He looked like a hasidic jew, musically the song sounded like a Beatles song...he sang it like a reggae artist...and had lots of hand motions like a rapper. |
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| Fucking sheet! |
[Jul. 13th, 2009|12:30 am] |
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| | The Desert Sessions - It | ] |
Is it just me or does anyone else have problems keeping the bottom sheet on their bed wrapped on the corners? Damn shit always seems to come off and expose the mattress.
Maybe I just toss and turn too much or something.
Also...MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC! This is a song off of The Desert Sessions first EP, Instrumental Driving Music for Felons. I came across this project while looking for other things Josh Homme (Queens of the Stone Age) was a part of. Aside from Josh, there are a bunch of other talented contributing artists. They've released 10 EPs so far, so you're likely to find at least a couple tracks you enjoy if nothing else ;-p
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| Happy 4th of July! |
[Jul. 4th, 2009|08:12 pm] |
Blizz had better let me keep this pet! Like they let other hunters of old keep their dragonkin or slimes or whatever else they tamed but weren't supposed to be able to. He should be keepable just because he's such a bitch to get ;-p
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| Definately NSFW |
[Jun. 11th, 2009|06:53 pm] |
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| | The Presets - Are You The One | ] |
http://www.oglaf.com/
"This comic started out at an attempt to make pornography. It degenerated into sex comedy almost immediately."
Someone linked this to me the other day. I dunno how old it is as there's not a ton of comics, but the ones that are there sure are funny. Check it out if you want a laugh. Or if you want cartoon porn...or to laugh at cartoon porn. ;-p
There's also a couple non sex realted comics, but it's mostly NSFW ;-p
The fountain of doubt
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| New music for people that have taste! ;-p |
[Jun. 5th, 2009|10:39 pm] |
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| | N.A.S.A. - The People Tree | ] |
So, I don't know why I didn't mention this album earlier since it's entirely TOO spectacular to be kept a secret and it seems many people haven't heard of it yet.
The group is made up of two DJs, American Sam Spiegel (Squeak) and Brazilian Ze Gonzales (Zegon). However, there are DOZENS of contributers to this album including:
David Byrne, Chali 2na, Gift of Gab, Z-Trip, Chuck D, Ras Congo, Seu Jorge
Method Man, E-40, DJ Swamp, RZA, Barbie Hatch, John Frusciante, KRS-One, Fatlip, Slim Kid Tre, Karen O, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Tom Waits, Kool Keith, Kanye West, Santigold, Lykke Li, Sizzla, Amanda Blank, Lovefoxxx, George Clinton, Spank Rock, M.I.A., Nick Zinner, Kool Kojak, DJ Babão, Del tha Funkee Homosapien, DJ Qbert, The Cool Kids, Ghostface Killah, Scarface, DJ AM, and Nina Persson from The Cardigans.
Here's a few select tracks to pique your interest ^_-
( Youtube links! )
Honestly, this is something that I've always wondered why artists don't do more often. Of course, their pay cheques won't be as big this way. Oh well ;-p |
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| Writer's Block: Theme Song |
[Apr. 16th, 2009|07:56 pm] |
A question with an answer that changes with time...
ANYWAYS, off the top of my head, it'd probably be a Nine Inch Nails song.
The Becoming: listen | read
Somewhat Damaged: listen | read
I think I was gonna say a bit more but got sidetracked...may be back to edit later ;-p |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 16th, 2009|12:10 pm] |
I can see it in your eyes, you've got changes on your mind.
I told you, "Get the steppin'!" now you steppin' double time.
If you only turned around, true love is what you'd find,
but if you walk away from me, I'll just love you from behind.
From behiiiiiiiiind. From behiiiiiiind.
If you walk away from me then I'll just love you from behind. |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 21st, 2009|11:41 am] |
This is NiN/Janes Addiction upcoming tour. On this site, you can download an EP that includes songs by Jane's Addiction, two NiN songs that have only been played live (now in studio format) and songs by a group named Street Sweeper ("the band primarily consists of guitarist Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine and vocalist/emcee Boots Riley of The Coup").
It's a tour I should definately go see but have no plans to do so. I will regret this later. |
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| Writer's Block: Chatty |
[Mar. 4th, 2009|06:55 pm] |
I HATE the phone. I think it's one of the worst inventions! People love the God damned things. Let's talk for hours upon hours about nothing with this stupid piece of shit stuck to my ear that disables me from doing other tasks which I'd rather be doing. I don't mind it for a, "Hey, what's up? Wanna hang out? Ok, cool." type of thing, but that rarely happens. I rarely answer my phone because of this.
If you really want to talk to me for hours...COME MEET ME IN PERSON or save your bullshit nonsense for some time when we run into each other. |
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| Dogs lol |
[Mar. 3rd, 2009|09:11 pm] |
And I thought MY nightmares got intense.
He's so cute. I want one, buy me one! I will hug him and pet him and name him George. |
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| WoW... |
[Feb. 27th, 2009|03:45 pm] |
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| | The Human League - Don't You Want Me | ] |
So, the Lich King has been out for four months. It has, by far, the EASIEST content (and least amount of content) that WoW has ever seen. The next patch (that will include one new raid) isn't expected to be out until May or so. People are bored senseless and Blizzard's response is to go play other games. Nice. What is it that I'm paying a monthly fee for again?
When the fuck is Diablo 3 or Starcraft 2 coming out so I can drop this hot pile of shit? Yeah, yeah, still Blizzard products but as basic and senseless as the Diablo series is, they're a TON of fun to play. |
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| Recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists |
[Feb. 24th, 2009|10:19 pm] |
Who the hell is this other dentist? I see this little ad on most oral hygiene products and tv advertisements...so what asshole dentist wants your teeth to rot and why do we keep asking him his opinion? He's clearly not here to be of any help to anyone.
LICENSE REVOKED!
Marketing sure is fun! |
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